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Oh I totally sympathize with you on that…
Yesterday, I had enough and ordered this snorkel mask 😂🫂
nice try FBI
Noshole ain’t taking prisoners today. RIP onions 😂
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No fucking way😂
For the onions 😂

sharp knife! be careful 😂
She found the perfect pair!
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@🐢 @Nice and Kind Vic
Very smart 😆
Supposedly keeping a lit candle nearby will burn up the vapors. Tried it once. Might have helped a bit, nothing miraculous
😂 I need those, these onions I’ve been getting are potent.
Get fucked stupid onions
Lmao. Seems like your kitchen needs better ventilation. 😅
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Oh I won’t 😂
Not too bad so far
I’m feeling smart lol
Ooo will try, thank you
It’s getting worse and worse I say !
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🤔 pretty sure it’s just my eyes
Damn, but just using protective gear to cut onions?
I don’t wanna cry anymore
THE CHOPPA👌🏾
You're supposed to cut them, not muff dive into them.
You just need to put a few matchsticks in the loop and that's all there is to it. 🤣🤣🤣
What ya making?
Nice cutco.
Perfect lololol
I will do what I WANT 😂
We don’t have the same eyes boyyyyyyy
Just prepping. Probably an omelette first 🤷♀️
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW?!?
Sticking out your tongue while cutting worx too.
No wayy. Will try
Sounds like they're describing you:
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Omg I thought you were joking 😂😂. Did it work?
Clearrrrrrrrrrly me
Yeah, lolz and I KNEW IT
😂😂 happy you found a solution for your troubles 🎉🎉
I’m a real thinker
Not just a pretty face!
Dammit, I have to mince one this evening for venison chilli. I might take your lead on this one.
Highly recommend
A very sharp knife helps a lot that onion doesn't release the chemicals that burn your eyes and ass at the same time ....
very clever idea! I used to cry every time I cut onions! This is the solution ty 🤣🤣🤣
She will cut you….
Not good enough need hazmat
Apparently I need to invest in some of those! I'm not sure I've ever cried when cutting onions, my eyes just start hurting and I wish I was crying to help release the pain!
I'm glad my husband doesn't like onions, so I can usually skip them completely 🤗
Haha! My brother used to sell them back in the day. Our whole family has them.
Nice, cutco
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If you’re an onion, you’re all done son 😂
You’re probably right. I keep ruining my clothes and shit
If my husband didn’t like onions, I would send him to Guam
They’re so so good. Especially the scissors
Ty 😂
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Here we go!

I legit would rather get teargassed than cut onions, and yet, despite being the one that plans meals, shops, and cooks, I still almost always have to cut onions for dinner.
It’s like an everyday thing, I swear
Hell yeahhhhhhh! And?
Jr told me this the other day
@Noshole he's full of random facts and told me to tell you...I forgot 🙄
Yeah he told me to do something but I forgot too
😂 who knows. He's too helpful sometimes.
I was going to say, you have a lot of estrogen and now I see why; I’ve read the whole thread. Congrats on your naturally high estrogen. I’m glad to see you aren’t a man.
wtf you tryin to say BRUh. I got a HUGeeee peeepee
Whatever haha. Put a girl on.

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Invest in a SANTOKU HENCKELS; For a NOSTR using orange coin enthusiast, a few sats to improve your cooking experience is small change.
https://www.henckels.com/us/product/classic-7.00-inch-santoku-knife
Amazeballs! Worked like a charm. Although when I took the goggles off I could taste it in my mouth once my nose was free. Eyes were not impacted at all.
This venny chilli is gonna be ridiculous. Feeding 9 dudes at beer camp this weekend! I really want to get into the corn bread right now!!
Perrrrrrrfect
you're the smartest person i know now 🧅
…or Halloween 😏
Hahaha I have totally done this and it! DONT FORGET YOUR PPE
Been there done that…!
So you're not a sentimental type 😁
cut the opinions!
Your's has a *nose*‽ That's genius. Or, just a snorkle mask. Anyway, my wife loves her onion glasses. I prefer to suffer.
I’m not gonna lie, I feel pretty smart right now 😂🫂
I don’t have any lol. Maybe a trash bag with holes???
No lol
It’s literally just a snorkel mask 😂🫂
There is a way to cut onions so your eyes don’t water but you goggle you.

I enjoy the sizzle. Feels like an eye cleaning.
This just looks like how u do it 😂🤷♀️
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