Today, a baby hummingbird shat on my face.
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I feel only a little bad for laughing as hard as I did.
AHahahaha
Also sorry that happened
Truly, it was amazing😂
Sorry? It’s an HONOR
😅
Some say it's for good luck! 🤣
It’s gotta be! I didn’t even know they had buttholes like that😂
Neither did I 😆
It's a message. Stop spying on us... 🤷
Like a fucking canon 😂
Literally just sitting in the same patio chair I always do. No idea how I missed mom making an entire nest right in front of my face
They know you so well already 🥹
Omg😂😂 can't believe you got that on video hahaha
It shot so far too because I’m way zoomed in with the camera 😂
Powerful cloaca ⭕
I feel super lucky. Core memory forever
STFU 🤣
No doubt haha
Now THAT is some zapworthy content
Kind of feels like the best thing on nostr today
Did you also impulse fart in reaction?
No but I definitely fell out of my chair😂
💯 def a very high bar but you did it!
Yup! Even better that my mouth was open😂🤦♀️
Mmm bet it was sweet as nectar 🌸
😂 tasted like nothing
Damn that’s disappointing. coulda been a new fad, bottle that stuff up and sell it
The next skincare fad😂
that is a really special moment.
Oooohhhmyyyyygodddddddddd
Real life is so much better than AI
Yup. Got baptized
in the business they call that a "poop shoot" 🤣
You have no me of the best sense of humor girl lol
lol I can’t type!
You’ve got one*
Nature is beautiful 🤞🏽
In my business, we can it an ass canon🤭
Basically I never grew up😂
Stunning and brave 😂
We’re all kids at heart lol
Holy crap thats funny
I’m still laughing
XD XD XD
So funny!
Best day ever
Fucking Attenborough level filming lol
There’s a new nature cunt in town😂
That is one violent poop canon.
The thing is on its 4th day of life and can already shit 100mph
shit happens.
I think there’s a country song in there somewhere
I will see what I can come up with🤷♀️🪕
one true thing in life is that shit happens
Ironically enough, that’s one of my favorite sayings
🤣 🤣🤣
"the universe is asking me to to give my guardian the best surprise they could ask for... okay i guess?"
😂🤣🤣🤣
🙏
That's a peculiar kink 😅
Ohhhhhh shiiiiiiit 😂. I just watched this on repeat like 6 times 🤣🤣
Isn’t that absolutely insane??
At least it knows to not poop in it's house.
The manners instinct is wild as hell
Jr says it puked on her? Oh wait... that's poop😂
🤣🤣
I got cloacad😮💨😂
I’ve heard this too
I would do the same if I was a hummingbird. Fortunately, I identify as a butterfly.
Funniest thing to happen to me in so long
That is good luck, at least in Romania this is what it means 🤘
I must be incredibly lucky
Go and take a Lotto ticket 😊
Porn will bring people to nostr, but like, this will just attract really deviant hummingbirds...
Pretty wild the babies know not to shit in the nest. Some adult humans still haven’t figured that out.
That’s what nostr needs the most
I was thinking about how hard humans have to work to potty train or even puppies
Did you make a wish?
Only 6? Really? I am at like 20. And it gets funnier every time 😂
😂same here. It’s so crazy because it’s blind so idk how it had aim
Many more to come if you're the mama!
That was... fucking epic though. I thought I was going to see a hummingbirds head, not it's ass straight up. Should read more.
Still trying to teach Lou.. she pee's at the bottom of the stairs and takes liberal dumps outside my bathroom door.
Only thing I've worked out is to make sure when she wakes up or I wake up.. I take her outside immediately and make it a fun thing because you know how kids and pups are when they wake up. Brimming with excitement, and pee.
Had a feeling it was good luck everywhere? Wonder where that originates from 🤔
Nature’s miracles
I’ve seen that too😂 she built it right above my chair so ive been seeing it all and learning so much
No.
Awww 🥰
Yup! The smaller they are, the harder it can be too😂
…the cloaca
💯😂
HAHA ❤️ 😄 wow. You're just getting an experience like none other!
It’s been soooooo much fun😂
My hero 😍
🖕🤭
Initiation to the hummingbird tribe 🧡
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He clearly said "WTF you're looking at?!" And shitted on you. Based bird.
More like “is this what you want???” Because yes. I wanted it
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