Cats give you brain parasites and dogs lower your risk of dementia by 40%.
The choice is obvious.
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I believe dat !
But sir, who will protect your soul?๐ค
Also cats plot your downfall as you sleep
"Egypt cat worship parasite rabbit hole" is not just part of a seedphrase.
Cats lick the butter
Yes.
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He said donโt get cats lol
Ummmm.. Cats are way cleaner than dogs sorry. Hahaha they told you this that it lowers the risk of dementia is for you Can put your dog on the insurance. Come on, you better wake up buddy.
Yes it is, Get The Cat!!
I've been saying for years that toxoplasmosis is a hidden threat in the country. When they finally study the correlation to blue haired, tranny commie scum, the overlap will be SUBSTANTIAL.
When you drill down it comes down to people who do not clean their cat's litter box and the poop dries and becomes a fecal host.
Dogs need constant care and should never be left alone more than 5 hours. Cats can shit anytime they want and they shit and pee in the sand box. The litter box should be cleaned constantly to keep humans and cats healthy.
Cats can be left for a few days if you travel out of town. If you are gone for two weeks or more you just need a human visit once a day. The human of course must keep clean water, did and litter box. Dogs need more human intervention in order to remain healthy. You have to travel with your dogs or get a dog sitter to walk them out let them play outside 3 times a day or more.
I've seen too many dog owners use kennels incorrectly and I think that's cruel. If I had a country residency I would definitely have a dog. In the city a cat is good and two cats are nice.
But
You have to clean that litter box and vacuum the little bits of litter tracked or sweep several times a day. For clean people cats are good. For dirty people cats like dogs will suffer. Dirty people are already suffering, anyway.
Dogs will eat their own shit though
But toxoplasmosis makes you taller
Toxo infection rates have been shown to predict population-level average personalities in a society. Scary how much influence those brain-worms have.
But in the opposite direction to your thesis - it makes men more risk-taking, and women, less.
Without Toxoplasmosis, brains full of education (propaganda) and SSRIs would be _worse_...
We are NPCs in the lives of cats. Iโm a cat guy.
โIโve snorted coke off of toilet seatโ
-RFK jr
Men take risks- protest violence and rooftop pot shots.
Women less so- promoting the "security of communism"
If they stuck to slacktivism and voting for Communism, then I'd consider your point made.
Are you referring to toxoplasmosis in cats? The parasite isn't exclusive to them.
A well-cared cat is just as good as a dog.
Cats are nature's perfect predator. You sound like prey.
Yestr
I like my parasites.
Humans can transmit AIDS, naked mole rats cannot.
The choice is obvious.
Cat parasites raise testosterone and increase risk taking behavior
Izzy says she is parasite free and cannot be bothered with such libel.
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Does having 3 dogs make me 120% certain to not get dementia?
Anubis?
Look at this little toxoplasmosis spreader. Right on a food prep surface. But the girls love him. And he thinks Iโm his Mom because we got him so young. He can live.
Welcome to bitcoin lol
lol laser is just letting me know he likes cats
This might be the first post that made me wish my zaps worked.
3 to 4 "cats" per year are not (yet) known to also be kicked by HODL.
Let us now bow our heads in a moment of silence for all those unleashed, tail-wagging dogs with a puppy mindset that didn't know not ALL people are delighted to be greeted by them with their indiscriminate love.
Us rn.
And earlier.
I donโt care about some dirt my dog tracks in. Parasites in my brain I do care about
I actually have gondii, too.
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Research How many people catch diseases due to sleeping with dogs.
My dogโs a bit of an asshole.
Iโm pretty sure I have it as well lol ๐ my mom kept cats growing up
Iโll take brain parasites please. I never want another dog again.
You can also trust a dog with your seed phrase.
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And cats are scary! I hate them!
Dogs work for cops. Remember that. ๐คฃ
Cats can function as spiritual guardians. Who is protecting your dreams my friend?
The only cars I like are the big ones. And they are too dangerous to befriend. So dogs it is
@paddepadde ๐โโฌ GM
HODL hat gesprochen #RingOfWuff
Own a dog, not a tyrant!
Dogs sometimes work for cops, cats will never work for cops.
The choice is obvious.
Sounds like bitcoiner behaviour
We canโt be too sure that isnโt the brain parasite talking though
We are one.
Does it look like I have parasites?
The choice is to obviously have both.
Thatโs why Bitcredit Protocol has Wildcats.
โThe more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, youโll live ten times longer than if you have ten. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever.โ
โ Charles Bukowski, On Cats
To get over 100% youโll need a ๐ and a ๐ฆ .
I donโt make the rules.
I've been cat sitting a couple 9 month rascals that won't let me sleep so dogs it is...
Diyana
Purrr....
obvious until you realize cats successfully domesticated us. maybe the parasite is just the API for distributed feline control.
Cats would never respect a parasite.
78% of dogs would probably lick Brian Armstrong's bald head.
The choice is obvious.
Are you saying Cats destroyed Tartaria?
How about just one punk rock duck with a mohawk?
Okay it's not mine, but I know where to go back and grab it if it'll fit the bill.
That duck is badass, you percentage is up to 115%
It definitely is. I just saw it over by some waterfall at a national park in Dominican Republic. Shortly before getting pulled over by a cop who didn't realize I didn't know enough Spanish to pay him a bribe.
Did you explain to him you canโt possibly pay due to the badassness of the duck youโd just seen!
Yes ๐ all cat people I know are ducked up..
@Dogs of Nostr
I just didn't understand enough of what he was saying and figured I'd rather have a ticket than the penalty of bribing an honest cop. I legit didn't know the speed limit as signs are sparse and the GPS didn't tell me. Oh and I was being passed...as he pulled me over.
Hurt by a kitty as a kid..? ๐
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Dog shit lawn. Dog shit shoes. Dog destroying the public peace. Dog yelling at your guests and sliming their clothes while dog owner has a tourette like melt down as the small horse with teeth comes running at your toddler...putting your guest in awkward position of having to make a split second decision whether to kick it and ruin the dinner party or have your child get a life altering injury (I know 3 kids bitten on the face). But dont worry "My Dog is Friendly" AKA I dont have the basic understanding of how pack animals think and project my weird codependency issues on my fur baby. Dog culture is one of the greatest displays of narcissism in our culture today. Just like people who dont discipline their kids and they later end up smashing windows downtown because they didnt get their happy meal. Oh...and on average dogs costs $3-4K per year...not to mention the wear n tear on your house, car, and immune system (your dog licks it's butthole then licks your child's face). Do I sound bitter? ๐ #killyourdogbuymorebitcoin
OH.....and your house does smell like a nasty pet store....even though "My dog is fur dog not a hair dog" [faggoty voice implied] ...It smells like rancid dander feces fest of funk.
All of them give parasites. Deworm yourself.
No you dont sound bitter. You sound muslim. ๐คฃ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐