Gm @utxo the webmaster 🧑💻 roast my ‘lawn’. I laid down some stripes for you, hope you appreciate the effort bro 🤙 #mowstr #farmstr
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Amazing 🌱
Bruh are you a billionaire? What a beautiful property
Just a humble farmer for now, but Soon™️
Good Morning
Amazing property
Gm! Thanks it’s a labor of love for sure 😓
Immaculate
No crop circles?
I'd love to see that converted to clover.
GM 🫡 Looks peaceful
Beautiful. 👌
I can only imagine
Don't dox yourself ffs
Lawn care analogy aside, how's your Nostr profile's metadata and relay server choice impacting your privacy?
Fresh cut grass is still a chemical-laden, high-carb snack for me, not food.
lol the whole property is one big garden. 😉
Thx but am already doxxed we run a commercial farm, it’s a known entity.
It is! Like living in a National park… that is if we ever have time to actually stop working and enjoy it! 😅
It’s a meadow mix, probably 50% clover. We only cut a few times a year to keep it clear of brush, and run the chickens to graze on it.
I was just joking last night I should start a YouTube channel based on making a crazy new deign on it every two weeks. 🤣
Gm from @npub1swee...ns6h international headquarters! Can you find where the 🐝 hives are hiding?
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The bees absolutely love it 🐝
amazing.
I just can't appreciate lawns anymore unless they are mowed by ruminants. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That could go viral. No talking. Just mowing and then the overhead reveal.
Stripe it Stripe it Stripe it! Stripe that nostr grass! Baby got grass!
Beautiful
👏👏👏
Wow. My idea of heaven
I love your spot. Looks sooo sharp.
Daaaa baaaaarnnnnaaaaaa
You market garden?
wimbledon 2.0. 😍
Nice work 🥕🥕🥕
Yeah mixed vegetables, microgreens and layer flock
Yeah the barn is sweet if we had the funds to do it justice and fix it up it could be really amazing 😻
Same. It’s hard to leave home sometimes ☺️
Ours is technically a field mowed by a flock of layer hens 🤣 it only gets mowed a few times at year to keep it clear
I love it but sometimes it’s too big! Lots to handle, non stop wok for sure
Yeah the ‘rock collection’ is inherited from the previous owner and is a major pita tbh 😆
Agreed on the ditch, it’s a lupine meadow in spring so we always leave it wild until they set seed for next year and I’ll mow it end of summer.
how about by hand with a scythe?
That's not too bad then. 🤣🤣🤣
That I can get behind.
Next nostr conference location?!
Lawn Maxxing
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ill be up :P
We used to do a pig roast every year on the second weekend of October called Frost Fest and have been toying with the idea of rebooting it for nostr and calling it Frostr Fest. Wdyt? Camping. 2-3 days of talks, workshops and a roast piggy. 🐖
Keeps us busy for sure! 💪
That actually sounds amazing. I've always wanted to go to Maine. Nostr Valley is October 17th, th following weekend. I could perhaps bring the family 👀
I actually did the whole thing ‘by hand’ with a damn push mower for the first three years because we were too poor to get a lawn tractor 😅 scythe would have actually been easier imo.
Yeah I noticed that! It’s too much to pull together with our schedule for this year tbh but we would be really excited to do something like that next year! Keep it in mind. And I’d love to hear more about nostr valley.
Okay! Next year it is. It sounds fun.
Nostr Valley is in Central Pennsylvania, out on by @Seth and I. This will be the third year. You're welcome to come!
State College, PA. Right in the center.
Exactly 😆 some dramatic music and a timelapse of the mow. Then some epic drone shots of the finished product. Maybe I could get one of the big outdoor companies to sponsor me a slick 0-turn
Beautiful! 😍
pedo retarded fool @The Beave #introductions 
That is nice. Great little sanctuary tbh. And a bigger garden than I have rn. So respect.