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🤣🤣
Did you vibe code it?
Good idea.
@SoapMiner I think I got it. Keeping it simple: one word.
Wait for it….
Obsidian
He's not my real dad. He can't tell me what to do.
*DerekLicked
That's actually good 🫡
Top contender
Hey now, buy me a steak first.
🤣
“Bro did you see that new Obsidian tallow soap? I need to get at least 10
of those from Soap friend”
Rolls right off the tongue
i'd wash my hands with a Derek Lite
🤣🤣🤣
Sorry Tanel, I'm married.
Hmmmmmm 🤔
or just call it Black Mamba in honour of Kobe Bryant
Let’s gooooo 🤣🤣🤣
just because there's a goalkeeper in goal doesn't mean i can't shoot my shot
I just needed a warmup 🤣
@Katie Ross will give you a hall pass. 🤣
it'll be me in that hall wearing a bar of soap and a smile
I’m at 2 good ones now 🤣🤣
Please don’t 🤣
We’re not even done with the old bots
😂
just call it Congratulations at this point
Reminds me of an enigma song. Man enigma fucking BANGS
Reminds me of Schiff too much
New contender:
Node firing back with the strong negative association psyop, nice
He's a smart motherfucker...
Honestly, slab me harder should win. 🤣
That was literally an hour or two ago and I spoke about it with John. Most probably the name comes from there 🤣
If it's not going to be redacted, this is fucking good too.
💀💀💀
Oh I know. I read all of nostr
All of nostr you say?
Seriously, the audacity of that name. 🤣
@MAHDOOD you seeing this. He reads “all of nostr” 👀
literally wrote it thinking "i fucking dare you"
Not bad
Black hole.
And the gritiness of the pumice is like space particals as your traveling in.
⭕
You can thank me later
Proper 🤝
Blackmane
🤭
i love you guys
I love you too brother 🫂
🫂
Maybe someday I'll have to commission a custom run of purple soap bars that are just called "Derek Ross". 😂
🫂
blck coal
block coal 🤦🏾♂️
There's something that sounds wrong about that. 🫤
Grimestr
🫂
Grease Goner
Grease Gone
Sparkle Wrench
Ostrich Wrench
Grease Spank
Grease Spanker
Btw // do you ship to Canada? I was thinking of trying to get them to sell some for Sats but that will be a slog. I know no permission is needed but you’re the inspiration 🤙
Blackmirror’s soap 😍
🫂
Related, here's one of my first posts
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Black beauty
I really suck at coming up with names...
Holy shit! How'd you do that?!
You started on nostr roughly 8 months ago? Or you were making fun of the dude ?
Me?
Ohhh. 🤣
Yeah about that time, in earnest anyway with this account.
I legit thought the emoji was a film projector lol. Had never studied it close enough I guess.
Somebody, feeling bad for me, but too embarrassed to engage directly, created an anon account to reply with "it's a hug". I zapped him. He's now a ghost and even the reply from him is gone from my relays 🥲
😂 Just downloaded a pic of your soap from your site and asked ChatGPT to make it purple and change the name to Derek Ross.
It messed up on the small text, but it was close enough. Lol.
I see this as a problem with NOSTR. Ppl give up. Don't.
with “this” account. Ok…ok…
I might let you back into marketing. 🤷🤣
Lol, tried a couple other times much earlier and it didn't stick. Took a few ⭕️ threads to draw me out
LMAO
….Now …hear me out 😂😂😂
What's the scent?
Put in a good word for me with the boss.
Let me remind you why I'm banned...
With you Vibing, and
@pup with AI art 🤔
Nice mix! 💪🚀
Yodl 8 months before joining nostr
🤣🤣🤣
Cool? He stuck the landing.
Oak and black pepper with a hint of clove.
We're unstoppable. Too bad we're fired 😩
But did you see the kamehameha afterwards?
LMAO at the fur aaaahahaha
All of Nostr is Unstoppable
Not
Scent Description:
“Smells like a wet dog—earthy, musky, and unapologetically playful.”
And loves to play.
Musou
It's also the name of the blackest water-based acrylic paint 😊
Black Tallcow
Not hitting
It's hard to tell, but gonna assume he broke his wrist :'(
Impressive
Almost as good as this
Ok, but hold on … put you’re soap inside and the fur acts like a loofah 🤔
CrankShaft
I'm thinking "Volcano Miner soap" since pumice is volcanic rock according to Wikipedia anyway.
I'm not a geologist.
I still have two bars of soap left, but is this like Lava Soap?
Top 5 with that. 💪
Yeah not as good as this
Yes
Dark Soapstr
Scrubstr
ZapDeGrease
Monolith
Coal Miner Soap
Nostrich Number 9
Obsidian
Coal Miner
Sovereign Suds, Citadel Wash maybe Freedom Bar?
Sovereign Suds
Miner’s Blocks
SoapMiner
🚨 NAME THIS SOAP 🚨
@Derek Ross
@pup
Just cut this slab. Not sure what to call this. It's, technically, called "Mechanic's Soap" but I need a Nostr Vibe.
Ingredients: Grass Fed Beef Tallow, Pumice Powder, Charcoal, Lye, and Distilled Water.
Person who comes up with name, gets 4 bars of their choice as prize.
Totally subjective, I pick the winner. But it will take the name you give it.
Monolith
1. Satoshi Scrub 2. Blockchain Buff 3. Nostr Nugget 4. Crypto Cleanse 5. Tallow Transaction
Fuuuuckin a
Chain Wash, Chain Cut, Dirty Hash
Private Key Tallow
Mechanic’s nsec
More nostr same vibe
I know
@SuiGenerisJohn “won” but…
Oof, it was a mini marketing contest. Here for it I guess?
Black Block
This was WAY too much to follow. I'm lost 😂😂. Can someone give me a dumbed down version before I agree?!
Fait Miners Soap
Obsidian
The Charcoal Cut.
The Dark Degreaser.
The Big Beautiful Block.
The Charcoal Cleaner.
The Abyss Black Block.
The Black Abyss.
The Fat/Grease Saboteur Soap.
The Soulless Saboteur Soap.
The Soulless Square.
The Black Stripper.
The Diabolical Degreaser.
The Charcoal Cut.
The Dark Degreaser.
The Big Beautiful Block.
The Charcoal Cleaner.
The Abyss Black Block.
The Black Abyss.
The Fat/Grease Saboteur Soap.
The Soulless Saboteur Soap.
The Soulless Square.
The Black Stripper.
The Diabolical Degreaser.
Soap21
The Black One
The Coal Miner's Bar
Black black
Black Touch Care (BTC)
Black Treasures Cleanser (BTC)
Soft And Tender (SAT)
Skin Activating Treatment (SAT)
Be Right B(l)ack
or just
Back In Black
Ingrediënts sound pretty good, proof of work to ‘mine’ the soap.
I’d go for: Black Gold
The Dark Matter
"Black Stone"
remindes me of a scene in the movie ...
forgot the name
How about "Velvet Noir" or "Nocturne Silk", or even "Void Bloom" ?
Nostsoapia - Nostopia
Schwarzenegger
