Easy choice, 50 bitcoin!

I'll take the 50 BTC and a 60-year marriage, thank you.

marriage. easier to buy Bitcoin than a good wife.

Same Q If not then 50 corn obvi

50 year marriage. You don't need to be rich to be happy.

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marriage.... bitcoin is just a tool

I could find a good wife with 50 bitcoin

Well depends on the metrics. Why is the marriage only 50 years, does it end in divorce, or does someone die around ~80? 50 Bitcoin, is this early bitcoin days, or now, do those 50 bitcoins maintain their value if a nuclear Holocaust happened that disabled the global infrastructure. Who knows? Value is subjective that being said under the current paradigm probably 50 bitcoin, that being said many things are important in life, Like Housing, Food, Water, Relationships with others including Romantic Ones, hobbies/purpose, and more!

You’ll always be my bf and I’ll share the 50 bitcoin with you 😉😘

Marriage. No doubt.

True, but 50 years with the same person?? 🤣🤣 Just kidding bf 💜🫂

50 bitcoin does wonders for your looks and personality in attracting a spouse

A 50 year marriage with a 50 #Bitcoin wedding gift 👌

50 bitcoin. Because I want a 150 year marriage.

50 Bitcoin. Because I can probably have a 50 year marriage anyway, but I have almost no chance in hell of obtaining 50 Bitcoin.

50 year marriage. Worth all the money in the world IMHO

I never understand questions like this. Are they mutually exclusive or do I get one guaranteed and can strive for the second if I want?

You said both fren! Agreed.

Chad

If they're mutually exclusive, I'd take the marriage and be dirt poor.

I choose option 1. I'd love to have a 50 year marriage with 50 Bitcoin! (Explanation: They're both option 1, so I'm choosing that option 😂)

If shes got 10/10 butt ill go with the 50 yr marriage, if not id just take the bitty

Both of my grandparents on each side of the family has 50 years marriage and in 5 years my parents will hit 50 years. It's a good goal to have.

i'm 56. so I probably choose 50 year marriage starting from now 🤣

1.

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I choose both, fuck that!

I choose the First! 😉

I’ll have a 50 year marriage before the 50 bitcoin. Love over infinity.

A 50 year marriage, assuming it’s a happy marriage. I’d say a great spouse/soulmate is more valuable than any dollar amount. What’s the point of the bitcoin if I’m not happy or haven’t started a family?

Choose #1 then aggressively stack to 6.15

Easy.

Stacking years and sats with my wife currently. Years. Definitely years.

That’s one wedding gift to treasure! But with 50 Bitcoin on the line, how many folks you reckon you’ll need to invite to balance the catering budget? 😉

1. A 50 year marriage with Lyn Alden

I choose 1.

Wait a minute. 1. and 1.

50 Bitcoin, cause imma have a longer marriage than 50 years.

Lyn is a dude… you into that?

“An excellent wife who can find? She is far more precious than jewels.” ‭‭

50 years not even a debate

I'll take 2, I already have 1

Depends if Digit is alive. If she is I'll take the 50 year marriage. If she isn't I'll take the blood money I can use to spread misery and death

50 years of stacking alongside my wife

kinda sad though if marriage ends after 50 years 😂

At this point a 50 year marriage would require about 30 years of extra life expectancy, so that’s tempting. Still, the bitcoin is more realistic.

50 years marriage to the RIGHT woman is a different question.

No. If you are going to do 50 years, she was obviously the right woman

This is the play

If your marriage is good.. you have rich.

I heard bitcoin is wife changing money

50 Bitcoin… and a 60 year marriage with your best friend

50 year marriage! And orange pill her to stack together for a lifetime

Right? 😆

Choose quality, friend. The numbers will speak for themselves.

50 Bitcoin... Duh

Only one of those is priceless

I have seen a lot more happily married poor people than happily married rich people. I have also seen a lot more unhappy wealthy people than happy and wealthy people.

I’m at year 19 on my 50 year marriage so I’ll take the bitcoin if you’re offering!

I'll be at 20 years this August. I'll only be 70 at 50 years married, so I'll take an 80 year marriage.

A happy marriage, my friend, is worth more than any amount of Bitcoin.

A good marriage likely includes Bitcoin anyway I’ll take love ❤️

19 years last week…there is no second best

Spicy

I’m married to bitcoin for the next 50 years

Nigger

I'll just take the Bitcoin and keep my forever marriage.

Even as a hardened bitcoiner - I’d rather 50 years with my wife! ❤️

@unknown this you? 🤣

It triggers someone every time 😆

Heil Satoshi

Love > Wealth

50 year marriage with one bitcoin is better than 50 bitcoin with no marriage/long term love

Marriage

Is that a 50 year happy marriage or a 50 year poor compatibility resignation ? 😂

One of those rare threads that makes you really appreciate what some of the most "toxic" bitcoiners truly stand for. View quoted note →

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A 50-year marriage proves that your love survived through several tough times, so that is the optimum. I don't know what I'd do with 50 bitcoin - perhaps find a way to use them to make the world a better place. That's an interesting thought experiment. In the meantime, I'll just keep stacking. Perhaps I can make the world a better place at a smaller scale. 😃

Fifty years of marriage .. Money with an anchor is Wealth Money without anchor is Matrix In Hindu mythology - Lord Vishnu ( supreme God ) is always seated with his wife Lakshmi ( goddes of wealth ) .. meaning even God can't handle money without marriage :-) 🙏

I’m choosing 1.

marriage

It's got to be marriage

chosen

He who chooses money over meaningful relationships deserves neither.

Shouldn't it be no spouse changing your diaper at old age and rotting in a care house by yourself or 50 bitcoin?

Don't compromise, choose both! 😎

I see what you did there. Great choice 🤝

No amount of money can possibly replace the memories that only love can bring to one’s life.

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I choose marriage!

50 year marriage hands down.

That is cheating. Haha

50 Bitcoin will lead you to a nice 50 year marriage pretty sure satoshi hard coded that into it

50 Bitcoin and a 60 year marriage

Option 1. 😂

Divorce in year 51 or Bitcoin who will be your loyal partner for your lifetime.

Bitcoin MASSIVELY changes/upgrades you one big time. Your spouse can do that yearly

It depends. Would the marriage be a happy one? 🤔

50 year marriage > 21,000,000 bitcoin

I choose bitcoin!

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Bitcoin please :)

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If I get a guarantee that I'll live another 50 years, I'll take the offer and get married even tomorrow. Otherwise, I'll take Bitcoin 😁 😁

working on the 50 year marriage, up to 37. I'm content with never having 50 BTC.

50 year marriage easy

I choose 1. 😉

Easy! Marriage!

That checks out

assuming the marraige was happy, id take the marraige

50 bitcoin. No man need to be married.

60 year marriage and 50 bitcoin