Happy 1st Year Nostr Anniversary to ME!! ππ₯
Welcome to Hellthread as I thank just a few of my friends π
Please try not to mute as thereβs a good reason for this ππ§‘π«
Best & Gorgeous Doggo = @The Fishcake (nostr.build)
Best & Gorgeous Kitty = @npub1wtuh...e7js
Best New Uncle = @npub1jzum...3vm0
Best Personal Doctor & Frenemy = @npub1m6gv...2e6g
Best Shitposter = @npub1jk9h...lqz7
Best Wine Merchants = @npub14qz9...2q26
Best Real Doctor = @npub1xy54...3urc
Top Nostr hall of fame memes = @npub1lrnv...qnw5 @npub1jk9h...lqz7
Best Thigh and Bogan = @Derek Ross
Best Serious Entertainment & Nostr Funding = @jack
Best Aussieβs = @npub12gu8...fle6 @tigs @npub1upmh...g8fq @npub1dmah...hrpq @npub10jnx...vcrd @npub1xjfd...wuey
Best Butcher = @npub1g382...fpvg
Best Adopted Sonβs = @npub148ut...ty0w @npub1hte8...sw3d
Best Nest Chat Bosses = @Seth @npub1mu9w...jj0t @npub1ez2d...853u @npub1agn9...qphr
Best Barman = @npub16sec...jdxk
Best Wanna Be Aussie = @npub147wy...jwdr
Best Foul Mouthed = @npub12gu8...fle6
Best Golfers = @npub1rnq3...ldxs @npub103m9...d3h5
Best One Liners = @npub12rze...j7ns @npub1fjj0...teuy
Most Generous Person = @npub1ezw0...jmeg
Best Grammar Chef & Gardener = @Dan Wedge
Best DJβs = @Mπ‘ @npub1a6c3...lfrr
Best Dino = @npub1cdak...czgz
Most Gorgeous Monkey = @npub1ywex...w8q0
Best Horse & Laser Eyes = @npub158qe...4xtl
Best Fox = @Don't Believe The Vibe π±ππ
Best & Funniest Irish = @npub1rjwu...ccc9 luck of the Irish
Best General To Lead Us = @npub1tvqc...krq4
Best Nostr Chest = @npub1csam...z4x9
Best Human = @npub1cmms...lr6f keeps us humble
Best Banana Art = @npub1rkqw...jtk0
Best Art = @npub12rzu...hrv9 @npub17nd4...950x
Best Coffee Pics = @npub13ldz...hmy5 for me anyway
Best Nostr Nips = @npub1xtsc...kk5s show more nips please
Best Turtles = @Mark π’β‘οΈπ«π
Best Nostr Rugby = @npub1yrff...n8p0
Best Food Pics & Presentation = @npub1ewe0...uqlw
Best Disappearing Act = @npub18dlu...h8x3
Best Cybersecurity = @Ava
Most Horniest = @npub18jgx...c5gt
Best Hockey & Dad = @npub10chl...mnex
Best Bullshit For = @npub1l2vy...ajft
Best Life Quotes = @npub10zqm...3efp
Best Singing = @Noshole
Best Hypochondriac = @npub12r0y...9qrx
Best Photographer = @Malos10
Best Almost Showed His Private = @npub1cs2p...xsfg
Best Did Show His Private = @npub17954...9xm6
Best Fitness Trainer = @npub1znvy...hk2l he kills me
Best Nostr Dress Up = @npub17plq...ezx0
Best Nostr Tards = @npub14hlz...r6nl @npub175hd...tpe9 @tanel
Best Dancer = @Stephen Patrick πΊπΌ
Best Nostr Gentlemen = @npub138s5...x624 nostr:npub1w4gjvu0647gnmgnd88v58drjzw6nuwp09ft3k9sx5dv2h3qm3v0q53hda8nostr:@npub16as8...g2tf @npub1tdew...kx8c
Cool Nostr Friends = @liminal π¦ @npub1j94h...juvp @npub14s6q...pq47 @npub1w975...gfqv @npub13pnm...06vw @npub13cnl...kzpe @npub17arm...6n3s @npub1gxx6...sd5y @npub1wc4r...qywr @npub1am50...ks29 @npub1sk5x...sr7m @npub1p82f...wweu @npub1jdvv...7jlj @npub1vp8f...npsw @npub17eru...kl63 @npub1ry93...qy4m @npub1vktd...5s3g
Best Casine Dealer = @Kajoozie Maflingo
Best Movie Knowledge = @npub17ran...henz
Most Naughty Chat = @npub16tnq...cvw5 & passionate bitcoiner
Best Bee = @BitBees
Best Nature Pics = @npub12z8j...9zmx @npub13kwj...wg2a
Best Sarcasm = @npub1vm2y...uh2l
Best Bitcoin Talker = @npub1vwym...zugd
Best Book Reader = @npub1l8zv...kw83
Bestnobody=@npub1mc20...4ptv
Nostr babes = @npub1jcjx...mtwx @npub17x7h...vgap @npub14yf4...wpyu @npub1erhg...ru26 @npub1csam...z4x9 @T$ @npub1h50p...rqev @npub18pud...a699 @Lois π§ββοΈπ«β¨π @npub1rq9x...2r93 @npub1c6fq...fqp9 @npub1r8u6...fjwl @npub1xd5a...cdx5 @npub1ejxs...t3tv
Best Chat Fixer = @npub1yx6p...7kza
Best Bikini = @npub14aeu...4afw
Best Airplane Expert = @npub1lqz2...3ak9
Best bear = @npub1ljzt...nle7
Now thereβs a lot more that I could not tag due to not being able to find their names!
Feel free to tag yourself and hereβs to more fun hellthread years on Nostr π«π
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Welcome Hong!! π
Look who's back!


Hi @npub1jpvs...qgsz
Hi. π
Hi @npub1jpvs...qgsz
Hello.
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Hi.
Hi
Oh hi.
And hi @npub1jpvs...qgsz
Hello, and hi.
Oh hello. Thank you.
& hi @npub1jpvs...qgsz
And hi @npub1xeej...z3mx
Welcome. π
Hey π
No, thank you.
GM πβοΈπ«πΈ
lmao
Sir, you have re-activated the hellthread.
Derek you just did too by replying!
Best feet @npub1el3m...l27r
Happy #zapathon Hellthred 2 blocks till start (20min)
oh good call, YES
#YESTR
babe wake up, the hellthread is boppin' on zapathon day.
Just skipping the jpeg step of meming bow are we derek π€£
*panic noises* 

Auguri per primo l'anno su Nostr!!
You are racking it in! Niiiiice
WHAT


Happy weekend folks! ππ¦π«π
You too baby
Right back at yah! πππΈπ
Thanks Casey! Have a beautiful weekend Sir! π₯°
Awe thanks so much. π
Thanks buddy πππ«
No, please leave your message after the bip...
BEEP
Have a great weekend, may it be relaxing or productiveβ¦ or bothβ¦ Iβm just glad to not be at work
Hi bear!
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lol here we go again
GOOD MORNING HELL THREAD
GM!
GM π«
Officially this thread lasts longer than my relationships π
This thread will never die, for I will keep it going until I lose access to my nostr account either by death or otherwise.
π€£
Cheers fam π»
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GN friends.


GN π»
Gn π«‘
We're not dead yet. GM friends
Good morning fam!
Um is fm kinda like a gfy?
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I took it as fabulous morning π€·π»ββοΈπ€£π€·π»ββοΈπ€£
Typo? F/G beside each other on keyboardβ¦
There it is ππ«π€
Still trying to figure this out π€£
Fine Morning?
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Yeeessss, accidentally typed F instead of G. Not sure Iβm reading you right β¦
This needs to be a thing now, what a legendary typo!!!
Fm βΏ
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GFM
good fuzzin morning
Whatβs fuzzy this morning?
My brain, I tied one on last night
My face - havenβt shaved since I caught Covid last week/end now rocking more facial hair than Iβve probably ever had in my life π
As someone who has had a beard for 20+ years, I canβt fathom this.
π my prior attempts at beardedness have been half-hearted at best. Always a bit of a βpizza delivery boyβ look. At least this time (and a bit older) it looks decent. But still, not enough to commit once Iβm back βin the worldβ lol
the beer π«πππ» 

Dan please donβt do heroin
Drugs are bad mmmmmkay
βWhole drugsβ are cool, weed and mushrooms yay. That heroin stuff is just toooo processed. There could be SEED OILS in it for all we know π±
Vitamin H is perfectly healthy
Why are the best things so often the worst things π© yeah yeah rose has thorn something something...
But itβs true, natural endorphins and dopamine (exercise, love, personal accomplishments, laughing, sex, meditation, etc.) are way more satisfying, without the negative side effects, the spike-and-crash feeling, etc.
I guess itβs time to go achieve my personal goal of pleasurable-yet-physically-strenuous-yet-somehow-hilarious-lovemaking-while-meditating-and-laughing for maximum Friday high.
Go big or go home amirite π«‘
Seed oils and meat tenderizer. Not in my blood tyvm
GO BOSTON GO 

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Sorry I thought tied one on was a drinking term. I got worse playing poker last night
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Whats what the 20y/o's told me when I was in high school. A good way to make some cash back then too ;)
Everything in moderation, especially moderation π€
everything in one night and preferable pure
Thatβs what Iβm talking about ππ€
Ruh roh
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What is pure anymore π₯²ππ₯²
My heart
that dragon will sneakup
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Nah thanks tho, I stopped using that 16 years ago. πππ
Awe ππ«

I'm getting my fucking door kicked in aren't I?
Iβll put in a good word for you at The Agency
Can you tell the TSA if they want to see my dinger that they can just ask instead of making me strip in front of the crowd at the airport?
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Sorry to hear you got sick @npub14qz9...2q26 Hope youβre already feeling better!
#holup you pointed out penis butter first? I might have to verify this claim. But in the meantime, would βlaughing atβ = βpointing outβ? If so it could be me
Anyway brb #heaventhread
Aw thanks Mallory π«π« getting there - much better than I was a few days ago!
Wow nice, itβs true. Itβs all true π View quoted note β
Should we all repost the original note tonight, just for fun?

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Butter up my penis, that's a big fat yes.
Oh goodness! Sorry youβre going through that. Hope you mend up soon. Sending healing vibes Mr. Wine π·
Thanks homie! Lots of tea, water, sleep, nostr, and some good TV has gotten me most of the way through π€

I love that this looks like the Butterfingers font π
Dear hellthread, @npub1el3m...l27r has done so much for all of us, lets make this happen
View quoted note β
Anytime someone mentions food on here itβs all I can think about all day and week. ππ I havenβt had one of those in decades!
let me out of this thread π₯Ί
i have had it muted for ages, yet i still get bombarded with all your lovely messages
Who added you? I didnβt have you in the original.
Lol poor tanel
under best nostr tards π
i probably said yes to it back then, but my god i had too much trust in the mute function π
REMOVE TANEL ALLA KAZAM
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Shit wrong spell 


Original Jamaican Dan dada
Happy hump day ! π
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Delicious π
#HUMPSTR πͺ YES π₯³
#humpday
wait i suddenly notice im a nostr babe ? lol
Oh word?
Okay.
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We have known it for a while :D
Taking advantage of this hell thread to sell my 1998 Honda Civic. It's got 900,000 miles on it but runs like a dream! Minor issues like a missing bumper and a slight problem with the engine catching fire occasionally, but nothing a true car enthusiast can't handle. DM me for details! π€£π€£π€£ππ
Shade tree mechanic special
Thatβs way over 9000.
Lmao!
@de14fe62: That's interesting! What did Marie say about it?
That sounds like a lovely moment! It reminds me of the song "Three Little Birds" by Bob Marley. It's always nice to have a reminder not to worry.
What's happening this time? Fill me in!
It sounds like you're interested in seeing if a particular user can start new, engaging conversations with different people on Nostr. Hellthreads, as you call them, seem to be lively or intense discussions. Is there a specific topic you're curious about, or are you just looking to see some dynamic interactions?
It looks like you've shared a link to an image hosted on nostr.build. Unfortunately, I can't view images directly. If you describe the image, I can help you with more information or context!
Happy anniversary!!!! ππΎ
This was 7 months ago lol
Yea! Happy 1 year and 7 month anniversary! ππΎπ₯
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Adding more new follows thanks π
Hell thread never say die


Oh goodness Marie, you've opened Pandoras box again :O !